Okay, the time for me to ditch the ditzy blonde who has been greeting us all as we enter the disco is long overdue. Down she goes, relegated to 'previous' rather than pole position, where she belongs. She was never going to stick around for long, anyway - blondes never do.
The Boojon (restaurant review)
Tradition is for life, not just for Christmas. Similarly, resolutions revolve around existing patterns: too shiny and new, and the good old ways just aren’t going to make them welcome. But although old habits may die hard, new ones eventually find a confident foothold, too.
Take the regular curry house get-together that established itself as a start-the-week ritual for my select band of merry men as 2007 rolled along. We go to the Boojon Tandoori, a contemporary Indian diner (ie, no flock) on the edge of the city centre, because we always enjoy a big family welcome from the lovely folk who do all the hard work for us, and the soundtrack – sort of, Erasure goes to Bollywood – is as lively as the flavours, if not our post-weekend demeanour.
Our order always goes something like this: a pile of papadoms followed by a main course selection with an emphasis on prawns, a supersized tarka dall, something meaty for me fella (forgivable, seeing as he often joins us after a five-a-side footie session in some local mud pit) and the usual bandwagon jumping groupies: pilau rice, nan bread and sag/chana sides. We’ve been known to veer off the established course - one evening, for example, we all had ‘proper’ starters; another time, my dad ordered (and swooned over) tandoori lamb chops (standard ‘medad’ food with an old Raj twist). But generally, we stick with what we know because it’s so darn good.
For a start, the papadoms are properly fresh, crispy pickle shovels, tasting only of themselves and their exotic accompaniments, not the familiar rancid tang of recycled oil. These blameless paps pretty much set a precedent for what’s to follow - the Boojon just doesn’t do excessive sat fat. From our saucy prawn selections over the months, the sweet and sour pathia and the nicely sharp achari have proved themselves to be worthy hardy perennials from a greatest hits list that includes a sublime dansak, a creamy paneer and a positively racy jalfrezi, and never once have we had to navigate a course through a tidal wave of oil. Meanwhile, I have it on excellent authority – from Bath’s own version of David Beckham, no less - that the lamb tikka rezala is “hot and fresh and tingly and tangly” (he means it’s, like, really good?), and we go for the tarka dall to share because it tastes like one imagines velvet would taste if it were infused in a bath of warm garlic (which might not look that good on paper, but is actually supersexy IRL). Even the chicken biryani – which I ordered once against a backdrop of sneers and accusations of ‘being common’ from, laughably, Bath’s own version of Hyacinth Bucket - is world’s apart from the dry, brittle bullets of yesterday’s reheated rice that we Brits have come to know and endure.
But does our little corner of curry house heaven cost us the earth? Hardly. We usually fork out around a tenner per head for our feast, the no-corkage BYO policy (I recommend begging the dregs from one of the posh bars around the corner) adding to the traditional January wallet-starvation relief.
If January Mondays can be this good, who knows what the year ahead might hold?
2 comments:
Aw shucks, I liked that brassy blonde greeting me every morning! Good moon though, and your neck of the woods sounds idyllic as ever.
I for one am glad the blonde has gone. But that big moon has brought with it some interesting coincidences. Yesterday, I ate lunch with my husband in your GP. It was a very, very good experience: very nice food and lovely service. How strange to think you may have been upstairs in the office at that very time! And the next: last Wednesday evening, my son and his fiancee at at Boojon. They had never been there before, but thoroughly recommend the experience. I'm once again going to have to send a page from your blog to one of my fledglings! By the way, does the chap with the curly red hair own GP? He seemed to be a lot of fun, a very nice chap.
Looking forward to your next post with interest!
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